Tuesday, August 26, 2008
As If I Needed More Reason to Hate Sean Combs a.k.a. p diddy or puffy or puff daddy.
Thanks to the webnerds at Attack of the Show! for bringing this to my attention. Here we have a video of poofie ranting about how gas prices are so high that he can't afford to fly his private jet back and forth between LA and NY. Man, poofie, me too. I mean, my private jet exists only in my dream world where everyone's rich and cars and jets are fueled by terrible rap. In this world, you actually have a purpose.
He constantly says he's "ya' boy", and then laughs about having to fly American Airlines, as if was some sort of punishment that he, a celebrity, shouldn't have to endure. I have been fortunate enough to fly several times in my life, unlike the majority of the citizens of the world, and every time I fly, I research and scour the internet for the absolute best deal, so that I don't waste my money. The money I don't have very much of.
"I wanna give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters, and all my brothers and sisters from...ummm...all the countries that have oil. If y'all could please send me some oil for my jet, I would truly appreciate it."
That's the only other oil-producing nation you could come up with? Ever heard of a country that's been in the news for the last 5 1/2 years, I think it's called IRAQ!?! He could have benefited from this map.
Fucking tool.
I hope you lose all your money and get thrown into prison at Guantanamo Bay to eat cock-meat sandwiches all day, you self absorbed piece of dog shit!
Labels:
economics,
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oil,
republicans,
social issues,
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