This amazing piece of tech, available for $7.99, is a device you keep attached to your credit card to remind you not to forget it some place . Let's say you're at a bar and you open a tab. First, you would disconnect your credit card reminder, then set the alarm for 1 to 4 hours, then proceed to get wasted. At the end of the night, you're nicely toasted and can't figure out "what the fuck is that damn noise!?!", at which point you fumble around in your pants pockets for a minute, coming off as slightly creepy to the foxy lady you somehow managed to start a conversation with, all the while dropping ones out of your pocket that you planned on tipping with. Somehow, god smiles on your sorry ass, and you eventually find the damn thing, and remember to get your card back from the bartender. You know, the one you challenged to an arm wrestling contest, after you asked if you could see her boobs. Yeah, that one. WIN.
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