The Scale of Beat to Prime

Years ago, when I was fortunate enough to live in a much cooler and much more expensive place, my housemates and I came up with a way to describe the awesomeness (or lack thereof) of something.
It consists of 6 levels, 3 on the positive side of neutral and 3 on the negative side. We called this 'The Scale of Beat to Prime', and if I may say, it was quite prime. We even went so far as to print out and post this scale around the house, as a reminder.


But in the years since, I have actually forgotten one of the 6 levels. (Yes, beat... I know).

If any of you out there are interested in contributing, I would like to resurrect the scale. In the comments, please submit the most appropriate replacement for the lost step in the scale. Remember to try to incorporate a 'bro-like' wording, as to match the rest of the scale.
Thanks to all,
-Dave